It's that time again, folks...
As self-appointed Arbiter of All Things, I have decided once again to decimate the global poplation in hopes of saving the species from the ravages of its own idiocy. Yes, boys and girls, get ready for Round Two of elimination. This week's unfortunate losers are:

1. Relativists. Except Kate.
2. Terrorists, murderers, rapists, and just generally violent, dangerous, psychotic people.
3. People who don't vote. Ironic. You didn't vote when you had the chance. Sucks for you.
4. People who voted for Arnold in 2003. WTF??????????
5. People I just don't like, even if they don't fit into any of the aforementioned categories. You may not know who you are, but I do.
6. People who plaster all their worldly possessions with American flags.
7. People who drive Hummers just for kicks. Especially if said Hummers are plastered with American flags.
8. People who think it's fair that football players make more money than teachers.
9. The Yankees.
10. GESO.

Did you survive? Congrats! Enjoy your week.